Mandarin Test Gone Wrong

One day, I was sitting for my mandarin exam. Shuk Ling was beside me. I could not even answer one question. I asked for some answers from Shuk Ling. Out of a sudden, I saw a HUGE cockroach. It was on my paper. At first, I thought it was a blop of ink. Then, i realized it was a cockroach. I quickly flunk the paper to Shuk Ling and she screamed. Everyone looked at her. The gay nerd boy, Ethan screamed so loud that he choked. The cockroach saw his mouth open, and flew in his mouth. He spat the cockroach out and it got stuck on the teacher’s face. It’s tiny legs clinged on her nose. She started slamming her face on the wall and trying to get it off. However, it just would not come off so she continued slamming her face on the wall.Then, the disclipine teacher, Mr Kumar heard all the noise from outside. he went in and say , “ Wart de hell r ull doeeeng? Arnt ull spose to two yur ezams? Well’s ul tea-cher?. I said, “ Over there?” .He said, “ Oh my God ! Hel is fleezing ovar! Im gona kal polize!! The teacher was bleeding and the whole class became chaotic. So, i quickly asked Shuk Ling for answers. When the whole problem got solved, we passed our papers and I’m pretty sure I’m getting a 100 for Mandarin.



Sorry for the late update :)
but if you're not sure what those words mean, you might want to ask us hahaha :D

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Shuk Ling is in Taiwan now, so i shall help to update :)

Here are some funny FMLs


Today, was very chilly. my little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died.


Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked.


Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well.


When i was 12, we got my passport re-issued. At that time I was only 151 cm but my dad wrote 155cm saying that I would eventually grow to 155cm. Five years later, I am still 151 cm. I never grew.


Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille.


Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead.




That's all for now.
Our next story will come soon.
Stay tuned :)

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Donuts are the best weapons in the world

It was just an ordinary and usual day at work. I will buy Big Apple Donuts in the morning and bring them to work. I usually buy tons of it, around 10 or more. Somehow, I don’t grow fat eating them. Yet, I’m very skinny, like a stick but I am not a useless cop. I was awarded the best cop of the month last week. Solving crime is a very easy job for me. However, it didn’t really seemed that easy after all.

I was doing my usual duty, I was patrolling and I passed a bank. I saw a girl looking around her before entering the bank. She looked pretty young. Then, I actually could recognize her. Her name is Shuk Ling, one of formal schoolmates a few years back. I walked towards her, and said hi to her. She saw me, and quickly ran off. Suddenly, she pointed a gun at me. Everyone looked at us. She told everyone to leave the bank. Everyone quickly ran out of the bank. I asked her, “What are you actually up to?. She replied, “ I don’t understand you. This is my home. Why are you entering my house without my permission? “. I was puzzled after she said that. I said, “ This is your...home? But this is a bank, where people save their money,” I said. She said, “ What are you talking about? This is a bank? NO WAY! This is my house and why are you entering my house. I don’t even know you. Please leave now or I will rape you.” Before she could continue talking, I quickly stuffed some Big Apple donuts in her mouth I had in my pocket. I was a little sad, because I wasted the remaining donuts I had. I immediately snatched the gun from her hands. Out of a sudden, an ambulance arrived in front of the bank. I heard them saying, “ There’s our missing patient” . I finally understood everything. Shuk Ling was a mental patient. She somehow managed to escape from the mental hospital. They quickly tied her hands and legs up and dragged her to the ambulance. Shuk Ling was like Britney Spears. Screaming. Then, they gave her an injection to calm her down. She managed to calm down. They brought her back to the mental hospital.

I really regretted stuffing the donuts into her mouth. I feel so hungry now.

:) Xin Li and Shuk Ling

Life and Death Situation

One day, Shuk Ling and I went to KLCC for fun. We totally got amused with the Petronas Twin Towers. It was so tall that we couldn’t even see the peak. We decided to go up to the highest floor since it was so amusing. Suddenly, the fire alarm went off. We had no choice but to bungee jump off the building. They had two parachutes there. Shuk Ling and I took one each. We both jumped down. However, Shuk Ling’s parachute couldn’t open. That was when she only realized that it was a school bag, not a parachute but I managed to hold her hand. Fortunately, we landed safely. We were very grateful that we are alive.

:) Xin Li and Shuk LIng