One day, I was sitting for my mandarin exam. Shuk Ling was beside me. I could not even answer one question. I asked for some answers from Shuk Ling. Out of a sudden, I saw a HUGE cockroach. It was on my paper. At first, I thought it was a blop of ink. Then, i realized it was a cockroach. I quickly flunk the paper to Shuk Ling and she screamed. Everyone looked at her. The gay nerd boy, Ethan screamed so loud that he choked. The cockroach saw his mouth open, and flew in his mouth. He spat the cockroach out and it got stuck on the teacher’s face. It’s tiny legs clinged on her nose. She started slamming her face on the wall and trying to get it off. However, it just would not come off so she continued slamming her face on the wall.Then, the disclipine teacher, Mr Kumar heard all the noise from outside. he went in and say , “ Wart de hell r ull doeeeng? Arnt ull spose to two yur ezams? Well’s ul tea-cher?. I said, “ Over there?” .He said, “ Oh my God ! Hel is fleezing ovar! Im gona kal polize!! The teacher was bleeding and the whole class became chaotic. So, i quickly asked Shuk Ling for answers. When the whole problem got solved, we passed our papers and I’m pretty sure I’m getting a 100 for Mandarin.
Sorry for the late update :)
but if you're not sure what those words mean, you might want to ask us hahaha :D
Friday, March 12, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
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Shuk Ling is in Taiwan now, so i shall help to update :)
Here are some funny FMLs
Today, was very chilly. my little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died.
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked.
Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well.
When i was 12, we got my passport re-issued. At that time I was only 151 cm but my dad wrote 155cm saying that I would eventually grow to 155cm. Five years later, I am still 151 cm. I never grew.
Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille.
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead.
That's all for now.
Our next story will come soon.
Stay tuned :)
Here are some funny FMLs
Today, was very chilly. my little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died.
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked.
Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well.
When i was 12, we got my passport re-issued. At that time I was only 151 cm but my dad wrote 155cm saying that I would eventually grow to 155cm. Five years later, I am still 151 cm. I never grew.
Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille.
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead.
That's all for now.
Our next story will come soon.
Stay tuned :)
xinli :)
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