Here are some funny FMLs
Today, was very chilly. my little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died.
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked.
Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well.
When i was 12, we got my passport re-issued. At that time I was only 151 cm but my dad wrote 155cm saying that I would eventually grow to 155cm. Five years later, I am still 151 cm. I never grew.
Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille.
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead.
That's all for now.
Our next story will come soon.
Stay tuned :)
xinli :)
